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Yo momma jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. Yo mama middle name is Rambo. Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. |
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