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Yo momma jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar. Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! |
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