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Yo momma jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind. Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth. YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!!! Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way. yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill! YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake. YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON. your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath. |
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