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Women jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough. What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you told her twice. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind. Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith? Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare. Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!! Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom. Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women? Sister: Man-eating sharks. Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time? |
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