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Waiter jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor. Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle. Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. |
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