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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.

What do vampire footballers have at half-time?

Blood oranges.

Why did the vampire take up acting?

It was in his blood.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?

Ghouldfinger.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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