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Space jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs." What did the alien say to the gas pump? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you! How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn. What did the metric alien say? Take me to your litre! What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer. What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t. Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET! Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch. Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers? Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good. |
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