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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What's a snake's favourite food?

Hiss Cakes!

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What's a snakes favourite TV program?

Monty Python!

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What is a snakes favourite opera?

Wriggletto!

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