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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day! Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things! Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips! Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus! Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten! Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it! Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon! |
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