|
| Stand-Up Comedy Secrets | Play Free Online Games | Contact |
|
|
|
School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening! Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16! Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name! I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra! Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math! Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see! Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking! Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it! |
||||||||||||||||||
