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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog. Teacher: What is the formula for water? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you? George: Sure, you said H to O! TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems! Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty |
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