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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair! Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean? Pupil: Eighty Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago? Pupil: Me! Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in! Teacher: Name two pronouns? Pupil: Who?, me? Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though! Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making? Dad: Why is that, what are you making? Pupil: Mistakes! Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock. |
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