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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper! Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born! What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses! Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court! Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between! Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once! Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet! Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer! Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me? |
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