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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here! Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze? Pupil: Hot water! Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days? Pupil: All of them! Teacher: What is can't short for? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut! Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines! Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment! Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia? Pupil: Fred did! Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can! Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense! |
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