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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days! What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners? Mercy! Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips! How do bees get to school? By school buzz! Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? Pupil: I get up early! Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school Mother: How do you like your new teacher? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one! Mother: Does your teacher like you? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper! Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...! Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday! |
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