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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Where do children learn their ABC's? At LMN-tary school! Teacher : Tommy you try my patience! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it! Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen! Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards! Are you in the top half of your class? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible! Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon? Pupil: The horse will draw it! Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home! Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first? Pupil: I want to know how it ends! Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have? Pupil: One big haystack! Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters? Pupil: Stop taking baths? |
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