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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling! Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail! Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have? Pupil : A fight! Teacher : What is a comet? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one? Pupil: Lassie! Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks! Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct! Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday! Father: Well Son, how are your exam results? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean? Son: Below "C" level! Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir! Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late! |
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