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School jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Teacher: Why didn't you answer me? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you! Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission! The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class! Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner! Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later! Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone! Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down! Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so! Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math! |
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