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Music jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager. Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides. Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case. Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map. Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned. Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades. Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise. Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too. |
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