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Music jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small. Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists. Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching. Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated. Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves. Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice. Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency. Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained. Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares! Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it. |
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