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Music jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks! Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm. Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so. Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue." Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One. Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline. Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure. Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers. Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator. |
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