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Music jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Knock Knock Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who? Beethoven is too hot! What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini. When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot. Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music. What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst. Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble. Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats. What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ. Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise. Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor. |
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