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Music jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't! Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills. Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche. Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..." Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room? A: They never know when to come in. Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up. Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now. Knock Knock Who's there! Bach! Bach who? Bach to work! Knock Knock Who's there! Bass! Bass who? Bass the salt and pepper please! Knock Knock Who's there! Bassoon! Bassoon who? Bassoon things will be better! |
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