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Movie and TV jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde? Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise. Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it. Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck? Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder... Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything. Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it. Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job. Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!" Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked. |
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