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Mouse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Who is king of all the mice? Mouse Tse Tung! What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! What's the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bucket! Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich! How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party! What is a mouse's favourite game? Hide and squeak! Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment! What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code! What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder? Bubble and squeak! |
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