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Mouse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster! Is there a mouse in the house? No, but there's a moose on the loose! When should a mouse carry an umbrella? When it's raining cats and dogs! What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A mouseketeer! What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse! What's the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse! What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield! What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves? Stalagmice! What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser! |
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