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Mouse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose! How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation! Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! What squeaks as it solves crimes? Miami mice! What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes! What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'! What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see? Three blind mice! |
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