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Monster jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers. Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory. What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board. Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups. Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun. Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . . A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I. If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes. What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships. |
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