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Monster jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 What do young female monsters do at parties? They go around looking for edible bachelors! Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads. Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!" How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ." What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein! What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie! Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit! What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!" What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target. How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose. |
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