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Monster jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie! What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like? he can't hear you. The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway. How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts. Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated. What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream! What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter! Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it. 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him! First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them. |
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