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Monster jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper. First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape. Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom. How do you address a monster? Very politely. Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs. HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft. What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater. Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head. How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line. What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure. |
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