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Monster jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks. What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot. What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES. Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour. What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block. What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein. What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? Flatman and Ribbon! Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf |
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