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Monster jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else. Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea. Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please. Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave. Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache. What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray. Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list. Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box. Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one. What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers. |
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