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Money jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents. Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint. Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents). If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to. What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents). Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back. Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money. What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half! How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days! |
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