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Money jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks. Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks. Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks. Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash. Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks. How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure. If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar. What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny. Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one. How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected. |
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