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Mental health jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint? Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail. Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please. Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer! Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!! Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits. |
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