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Men jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop". How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'" If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong? Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business. Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type. Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel. Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers. Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls. Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why. |
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