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Men jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door. What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect." What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50." There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them. Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets. |
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