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Men jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack. How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. |
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