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Men jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time. What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house. Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting? How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him. How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month. How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way. |
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