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Men jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs. Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract. Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time. Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares? Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends. Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly. Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house. |
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