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Men jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through. Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off. Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job. Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers. Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark. |
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