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Marriage jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 Why was the broom late? It over swept! She was two thirds married once. What do you mean? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't! Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine! Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon! Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church. Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets. BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible! Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs. |
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