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Marriage jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors." What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom. Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry. "I married her," replied Fred. Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times! A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife." Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part. Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!! Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man. Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding. |
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