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Letter jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up. Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves. What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P. What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K). When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew). Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box. What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter. Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT. How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T. Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) . |
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