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Lawyer jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on. First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good! Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for? How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope. How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly! How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer? If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's. If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea. |
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