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King Kong jokes

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

"Are you my mother?"

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?

A ding-dong King Kong.

What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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