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Judge jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread. When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences. A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days." It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!" The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge." Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves." What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!! How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences. |
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