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Internet jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers. Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element. What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway. Where does the Internet football team play? Webley. Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work. Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's. You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit! You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it! Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it? Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web. |
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