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Internet jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by. Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish. Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away. Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it. What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t. What sits in the middle of the world wide web? A very, very big spider! PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net. What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger. Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer. |
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